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Mark Dice ~ Wolf Blizer Admits CNN’s Sources Suck

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Wow!! New NASA live feed EPIC FAIL! They cut live feed right as her harness malfunctions!

New NASA live feed epic fails. Astronaut Peggy Whitson tries a flip in space and has a malfunction with her harness, clearly showing the ISS footage to be fake, once again! We take an in depth look into this shocking footage.

Something that I forgot to point out, or actually that I just noticed now, is that you can see her shirt is Caught where the wire is connected to her. You can see the wire pulling on the shirt right before she “falls”

Master Ken Insults Martial Arts Icons (NSFW) ~ Hilarious

Wow he is Hilarious The funniest martial arts web series,  Master Ken calls his Class  MYASS 🙂 further he said ‘There’s more inappropriate touching in one class of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu than there is in a slumber party at Bill Cosbys house.” The 2nd VDO was abt speed hitting, i was expecting this to-be something else and MY!! i did burst-out-Laughing … Thank you Master Ken you made my day Today…

~ Galactic Human ~

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🚨YouTube Took Down My Video Exposing CNN – And You Won’t Believe Why!🚨

That was Hilarious .. Mark Dice at his best Ripping CNN… CNN seems scared of Mark

::::Must Watch VDO::::

~ Galactic Human ~

YouTube took down my “This is CNN” viral video, mocking and exposing CNN, and you won’t believe why. It’s the most ironic thing I’ve ever heard. Here’s what happened. Copyright © 2017 – Subscribe now for more videos every day!

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No One Has Been To Space~Watch This!

This is the Compilation of All Space-Stuff from Richie-from-boston.. And it proves once again that Space-is-Fake…. Dont forget the Proverb ” Sky is the Limit”everybody interpreted it one way or the other But in a Wrong kind-off way, well it actually meant we can’t go beyond this Flat Earth and into Space…Na-Na..No-Space as Sky-is-limit

~ Galactic Human ~

If “Satellites” existed how the governments would have you believe, cell phone dead zones wouldn’t always remain THE SAME, DAY AFTER DAY, YEAR AFTER YEAR All your communications travel via intercontinental cables and radio antenna towers

There is no such thing as “outer space.MOON LANDING ‘FAKE‘ – Stanley Kubrick Admits He Helped NASA Fake Moon Landings. The International Space Station, just like everything else brought to us by NASA, is a Freemasonic hoax, a complete fabrication done with CGI special effects, models, its Fake

This is CNN ~ Mark Dice~ LOL

WoW.. i cant stopping LOL.. CNN has become Comic ( Cartoon ) News Network of the year… The ratings are Way below… the END of CNN is near.. Alt-News are Rocking Hot

~Galactic Human ~

CNN’s epic fails keep getting worse, and their channel has become almost impossible to distinguish from an SNL skit. Here are just a few of the most recent examples. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story. Copyright © 2017 – Subscribe now for more videos every day!

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Crop Circles interpreted by a 4 year old child

WoW.. never expected what i was about to hear… its  Pure innocent mind of the Child.. and oh-boy she was spot-on.. which kept me thinking was she debunking it 🙂

~Galactic Human ~

🤔 With all the crop circle researchers, enthusiasts, commenters and people with a passing interest telling us their interpretations of crop circles, we thought it would be a good idea to get a different perspective. 🌱

👧We asked 4 year old Lucy to look at pictures of crop circles and tell us what she thought they were. It was quite interesting to understand what she saw in the formations.

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Donald Trump Reveals Truth About NASA Astronaut ~ They are CHEATssss

WoW  – Here we go -TRUMP know’s  NASA is fooling em and he knows the Earth-is-Flat… Towards the end he used the freudian slip (an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.) Most of the Political leaders use it and so did TRUMP when he said CHEAT towards the end it was hilarious.. And the Mocking-of-Earth travelling at Great Speed 🙂

~ Galactic Human ~

Donald Trump is the Man. Watch him reveal the truth about a fake NASA astronaut.

Donald Trump talks about space and Buzz Aldrin’s face is priceless

Wow look at Buzz ‘s face he seemed  Buzzed-off with Dope kind-off look and is baffled , Pres Trump allready knows abt Flat Earth.. i dont how reliable the source is!! but below is the link… Now at last a thing called Space will begin with Private entity taking over, will cut NASA loose with its expensive stunts, May be Buzz knows they cant go to Space this is all Crap and Trump is about to expose it .

Donald Trump Says The Earth Is Flat

Like it or hate it, Trump explains what he is signing. I did not ever hear obama explain his executive orders.. What say u!! America

~ Galactic Human ~

Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin didn’t hold back his hilarious facial expressions as he listened to President Donald Trump‘s comments about space and security on Friday.

Trump announced a new executive order that will see the reestablishment of the National Space Council.

Aldrin was standing next to Trump when the president made his remarks that appeared to baffle the astrounaut.

The traditional companies are more interested in building a Space Launch System and prioritizing the exploration of Mars and deep space, while newer startups are focusing on an International Space Station – a crucial step in making low-earth orbit more accessible.

During the 10-minute signing ceremony Trump said: ‘The future of American space leadership — we’re going to lead again.

‘It’s been a long time. It’s over 25 years, and we’re opening up, and we are going to be leading again like we’ve never led before.

‘We’re a nation of pioneers, and the next great American frontier is space….

‘And we have tremendous spirit, and we’re going to have tremendous spirit from the private sector — maybe in particular from the private sector.’

The president also joked: ‘Our journey into space will not only make us stronger and more prosperous, but will unite us behind grand ambitions and bring us all closer together. Wouldn’t that be nice?

‘Can you believe that space is going to do that? I thought politics would do that. Well, we’ll have to rely on space instead.’ 

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Fox News Maria Bartiromo Toasted Pedo Podesta ~ Epic Fight over Russia Ties

Sub for more: http://nnn.is/the_new_media | Cristina Laila for the Gateway Pundit reports, Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo invited former Hillary Clinton campaign chair, John Podesta as a guest to discuss his Wednesday closed-door session with the House panel. Bartiromo did not disappoint! She slammed Podesta on his ties to the Russians. Bartiromo also brought up how the Democrats have stronger ties to the Russians. Podesta was visibly rattled as he struggled to defend his position.

Former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta got testy on Fox Business Network today when asked about 75,000 shares of stock he allegedly owns in a Kremlin-backed company.

Host Maria Bartiromo asked Podesta to clear up what he did with the 75,000 shares of stock in Joule Energy he was given and failed to disclose when he joined the Obama administration as counselor to the president.

“It’s not a Russian company,” Podesta said.

“It’s backed by the Kremlin,” Bartiromo shot back.

“I did not have any stock in any Russian company, so go back and get your facts straight, Maria,” Podesta snapped.

Creepy John Podesta had the balls to go on Fox Business and be interviewed by Maria Bartiromo and peddle his Trump Russia collusion conspiracy and instead had to play defense after Maria grilled him about the Uranium One deal.

Putin to US Fake-Media (Megyn Kelly) -‘Amazing you created sensation out of nothing to fight Your president’

Megan Kelly tried to make Putin look bad however she made herself look like a fool and Putin came out as always on top of the questioning. Putin further said ” “Put your finger anywhere on a map of the world, and everywhere you will hear complaints that American officials are interfering in internal electoral processes” Megan forgets Putin’s the BOSS

 President Putin also exposes JF Kennedy Assassination Done by the CIA

I guess they never learn.. Megan Should be banned  from American journalism she is bringing a bad name to it and american’s should ban her for life before more damages are done by the Fake news

~ Galactic human ~

Vladimir Putin’s given an interview to NBC’s Megyn Kelly, where he touched upon allegations about Russian interference in the US election. RT’s Emily Sue has the details.

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Megyn Kelly sits down for an exclusive interview with President Vladimir Putin, asking him about allegations that the Russians interfered in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
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Black Woman Can’t Stop Laughing When White Supremacist Finds Out He’s Part African

That was EPIC fail…. What was he Expecting 🙂 His “white enclave”initiative received some shocking news, The man’s a racist. The women next to him couldn’t stop Laughing  I love how she gets started, everyone just can’t resist the laughter coming to them , it’s ludicrous and absurd to differentiate between color of the skin  when within inside we are same flesh & blood and skeleton , We are what we are and to deny it is to deny yourself. Take away that one ancestor you might not like and you would not exist.

~ Galactic human ~

No one would be dumb enough to be a supremacist fighting against their own race, right? Well it turns out that it may be a little bit trickier to figure out than just looking at your skin color, and there’s one very real white supremacist out there who discovered that the hard way!

Meet Craig Cobb, an old white guy with a hateful attitude towards people of color and a whole slew of others all because they ran better than he does. Call it jealousy, call it downright malice, but the guy is genuinely a racist through and through, especially against African Americans. The only problem with that was that when he went up for a guest appearance on the Trisha Show he was DNA tested… then they learned he himself is part African!

Cobb desperately attempts to block out the truth by calling it statistical noise; no, dear Cobb, you’re just on the wrong side of a losing battle. Even more so since you’re technically a part of the minority – congratulations! There’s almost no doubt in my mind he will take nothing away from this, but there’s always that sliver of hope remaining just on the horizon.

Not long after this show, Craig Cobb had his home vandalized by a former follower of his. You really couldn’t make this stuff up. Check out the video below to watch a rather disturbing interview with him.

Meeting Craig Cobb, white supremacist convinced he has right for racial ‘terrorism’

RT has been on the hunt for a man determined to see his dream of an all-white community in the U.S. become a reality. First Maria Finoshina visited the town of Leith, previously terrorised by Craig Cobb. But now, she’s finally found him.

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CBS (Crap BroadCasting Station) News ~ Must See Trump Trolls CBS Reporter to His Face Calls him Fake News

President Trump calls CBS News reporter fake news to his face and calls his show “Face the Nation” DEFACE THE NATION. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story. Copyright © 2017 – Subscribe now for more videos every day! http://bit.ly/1QHJwaK

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There Are No Such Thing as a Satellite ~ Whistle Blower CONFIRMS Satellites Are A HOAX!!

The origins of satellites came from the mind of famous science-fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke. He wrote The 1945 Proposal by Arthur C. Clarke for Geostationary Satellite Communications.  Arthur C. Clarke was a high level Freemason as well as a homosexual and self-professed pedophile, throw in satanism and you’ve got a heck of a guy. Arthur C. Clarke was writing science fiction stories along with other notable sci-fi writers Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein and L. Ron Hubbard. Arthur C. Clarke did initially claim to know Hubbard, however later he denied that statement and thought L. Ron Hubbard to be completely crazy. That link to Hubbard had to be broken, all out rebuke works well.

There is a seven year overlap between 1945 to 1952 when Jack Parsons, L. Ron Hubbard and Arthur C. Clarke were all alive and were witness to the Science Fiction industry exploding into the eager minds of young people. I find the Roswell crash in July 1947 quite timely and it certainly propelled the interest in space to mania levels.Hollywood didn’t miss the cue since they’re owned by the Khazarian Rothschilds. Hollywood started cranking out sci-fi movies by the truckload. At the top of the Sci-Fi movie heap was the great undiscovered frontier — Space 

The Khazarians saw an opportunity to make a ton of money by pushing the space meme. At some point a scheme was hatched to fake launch satellites into space for profit. NASA also became a tool to constantly remind humans of our insignificance in the boundless cosmic order. NASA has been beating the divinity out of us with pseudoscience, propaganda and spiritual delineation. In other words “control” Pre-NASA had accumulated and assimilated the intellectual property from Jack Parsons to the point where he was no longer needed or wanted.  Sputnik 1 was launched first in 1957 shocking fooling the world and Explorer 1 soon followed in 1958 the year NASA was created. NASA was also created to militarize space and the atmosphere below it, but why?

Satellites Don’t Exist

Simple, in order to conceal the deceptions of the Khazarian Mafia and their Freemason minions, the Khazarians needed to “secure” the perimeter and operate above any jurisdiction. All information above our heads skyward was now in the hands of NASA as the “official” source, in other words the propaganda machine was created. It’s laughable when you realize we’re solely reliant on just one source for all information regarding the cosmos–NASA. Along with the Controlled Major Mass Media NASA is free to dispense as much GGI/Pixar/Photshop fairy tales as fast as we can gobble them up. I guarantee the satanists of NASA have been laughing along time about their ruses, however they’re being exposed more than ever as incompetent pseudoscience degenerates when real scrutiny is applied.

Seemingly unrelated, in 1959 the Antarctic treaty was signed and is now totally off limits backed by military force. The North Pole is also militarized, though no formal multilateral agreement exists. Still any attempt to traverse either will result in immediate military expulsion and possible jail-time. To date no human has ever traversed Antarctica, EVER!! Think about that for a moment and consider the absurdity of it. There’s still a continent that has never been explored and we’re not allowed access to it! Why?

I have obtained some audio of an alleged satellite maker who over sees the creation of satellites. he claims to have worked his way up the business of satellite manufacturing. he ended up being the ceo and in charge of the whole company eventually. thats when things got strange. he ended up being approached by “the illuminati” and was told that he was now in a need to know situation. he had made it so far up the ladder in the satellite business that he had to be informed of how satellites really work.

i looked into the information after listening to the interview and was able to confirm my previous videos of how satellites work. i covered the issue nearly a year ago when i discovered that the white alice project in alaska that launched the satellite business began by bouncing signals off the ionshpere. that set off red flags in my head and you will have to watch the video to see what i discovered. to make a long story short. the whistle blowers message aligned perfectly with my original take on how satellites work on a flat earth dome firmament structure.

Although i can not confirm the authenticy of this whistle blower…the information led me to more revelations about project fishbowl and how the satellite hoax was being perfected during the mission using the dome firmament as a giant satellite dish. the secret to control the return signals was charging the dome with elector magnetic stimulation that would last years.

The space age began on October 4, 1957 with the launch of the first artificial satellite, Sputnik one, This tiny spacecraft lasted only three months in orbit, finally burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere.

operational satellites in orbit around the Earth. 50 percent of which were launched by the United States.

There are many satellites in Low-Earth Orbit, just a few hundred kilometers above the surface. Some of the most notable of these include the International Space Station, the Hubble Space Telescope, and many Earth observation satellites.

The rest are in geostationary orbit, at an altitude of almost 36,000 kilometers.

If we could see these satellites from Earth’s surface, they would appear to hang motionless in the sky. The fact that they remain over the geographic same area means they provide the perfect platform for telecommunications, broadcast or weather observations.

But there are many many more artificial objects orbiting the Earth. In this collection of space debris we’re talking spent boosters, dead satellites, and even misplaced gloves. According to the United States Space Surveillance Network, there are more than 21,000 objects larger than 10 cm orbiting the Earth. Just a small fraction of these are operational satellites. It’s estimated there are a further 500,000 bits and pieces between 1 and 10 cm in size.

It makes me wonder why the international space station, does not have any sealing hatches, what would happen if one of those half million pieces of debris smashes into it, with the space station hitting a piece of debri at 17,500 mph, I would expect a major disaster for NASA. But we hear nothing of any accidents the entire time its been up there.

According to the Index of Objects Launched into Outer Space maintained by United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, there are currently 4,256 satellites currently orbiting the planet.

According to NASA, There are around 22,000 objects in orbit that are big enough to track,
Many are ‘space junk’ such as old rockets and abandoned satellites, It is estimated as many as 370,000 pieces of space junk are floating in Earth’s orbit, travelling at speeds of up to 22,000 mph.

According to space dot com, there are more than 35,000 satellites now in orbit around Earth.

Nobody seems to have any clue how many we actually have orbiting the earth.

They also state, several hundred satellites can be spotted with the unaided eye. These are the satellites that are large enough (typically more than 20 feet in length) and low enough (100 to 400 miles above Earth) to be most readily seen as sunlight reflects off them.

Is it me, or am I missing something here, I can not see a single satellite reflecting off the sun, and I purposely used images taken from the I S S of the sun rising so that the light would not flood the camera, there are no satellites to see, there is nothing up there to reflect from the sunlight except the moon, you never ever see a satellite from the space station

Where are all the several hundred satellites that can be spotted with the unaided eye, lets take a look at the moon, here are some video feeds, and I would like to point out, there is nothing between us and the moon, not a single satellite, nothing to see here. No low earth orbiting satellites, and no geostationary satellites. You cannot see them becuase they are all more than likely, hanging from high altitude weather baloons.

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